I'm so proud

My younger sister, with her finger ever on the pulse of Young America, cleverly parses the categories of the MSN handle.

4. Deep thoughts. For example, "Death is the only race you don't want to finish first." But shouldn't it be "Life" since you never actually finish death...you're just dead?

5. Movie lines or song lyrics. I like the movie lines, they crack me up. And I've been guilty of the song lyrics a time or two...but really...who wants to talk to someone whose name is "WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN COOL, ICE COLD ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT"? Poor Outkast.